First in a series of youtube tutorials, I teach you how to do what I do in as obtuse a way possible. In the pilot episode I teach you how to draw a dog live on my back lawn.

Tutorial numero two, I teach you how to make wacky prints with a flatbed scanner and household objects, my deep seated infatuation with crash bandicoot serves as a subplot. 

Third tutorial, I teach you how to do an easy makeup look designed to enforce social distancing in the age of corona by way of psychological suggestion. Get it? Because people will actively avoid being near you when you look like this.

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